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This refers to several things such as...
- The volume you have to have your telly at which is louder than normal because you have a purring cat on your lap.
- The amount of lost sleep every weekday morning pre-alarm because an over excited purring cat has predicted that you are going to be getting up and feeding it soon.
- The amount of lost sleep every weekend because your purring cat does not understand that weekend mornings are different.
- The amount of weight you loose because you are such a sucker for a purring cat and always save it a bit of food from your plate every time you eat.
- The number of cups of tea you miss out on, that you wish you were drinking whilst sat on the sofa, but cannot make because it is impossible to disturb the sleeping cat that is purring contentedly on your lap.
- The number of mice, shrews, voles, birds or rabbits (both living and dead) you have rescued, removed or chased around our house, alerted by the excruciatingly sweet but equally chilling chirrup emitted by your feline friend with each successful hunt.
- The lost hours of intended reading as a purring moggy sits squarely upon whatever paper article you were just perusing the millisecond you put it down, begins purring and will not budge.
- The amount of abandoned or unfinished projects, (be they jigsaw puzzles, games of scrabble or sorting out your Christmas wreath) because your cat has decided that whatever you are trying to do is right where she wants to be right now, settling down for a nice nap with a lovely loud purr.
Yes, all cat owners will be very, very familiar with the above.
Cat owners, please feel free to add to the list using the comment button!!
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